The Chicago Red Line
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WE'RE BACK, BITCHES!

Oh how we’ve missed your drunken bouts of laughter to our incredibly irreverent musical interpretations of your favorite storylines and fairytales…  

After another sold out run of our Spring 2023 parody hit of “Poor Unfortunate Hoes,” The Chicago Red Line is ready to get you in the holiday spirit with our upcoming seasonal sensation parodying “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.” In Red Line’s adult parody of the tale, “Stink. Skank. Spunk!” will take you on a magical ride more exhilarating than the moment the Grinch rides the sled down the mountain or the first time you went “all the way.” Trust us – you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you may even pee yourself a little! Join us for our first ever split performance between the City and Burbs in a holiday adventure like none other! 

We hope to see you there! 

XO,

The Chicago Red Line 

Who We Are

This group of professional singers, actors and dancers are dedicated to bringing a variety of musical genres to our diverse audiences.

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a little about..

The Chicago Red Line

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The Chicago Red Line is Chicago’s premiere contemporary cabaret ensemble. This group of professional singers, actors and dancers are dedicated to bringing a variety of musical genres to our diverse audiences.

Founded in 2008 and led by our executive board, the “LOOP”, this unique group has performed at a variety of venues throughout the Chicago-land area. There are no regularly scheduled auditions, so if you are interested in joining this exclusive group of performers, e-mail Adam Gilbert. Please join our email list to receive information about upcoming shows. Also, we would love the opportunity to perform at your function or event.

 

 

RECENT SHOWS

Spring 2023

Areola has lived her whole life “Under the C” but yearns (read: lusts) for Prince Spare-ic. When the sea-bitch Pursula lays her spell, Areola’s friend Sea-bastard and her brother Urethra seek the support of Ocean to help break the curse! 

Fall 2019

The Snatcherson sisters run amok in the town of Salem after a virgin lit the Black Flame Candle on All Hallow’s Eve. It’s up to three kids and the cursed black cat Bynx to bring peace back to the town!

Spring 2019

Life among the Pridelands is nothing but fabulous, until the evil Ma-Scar-a kills Mufasa and takes control of the Kingdom. Prince Simba must find new friends and bring peace back to the Circle of Life.

Fall 2018

Through genetic modification, scientists have resurrected the great and ferocious (read: fabulous) beasts from millennia past. As with any creature, when caged the instincts take over, and the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park are no exception.

Spring 2018

What’s the main difference between Africa and Evanston? The animals are PLASTIC. Cady faces the harsh reality of the high school clique scene, as she struggles to find her place among mathletes, the nerds, the jocks, and of course the plastics.

Winter 2017

Even after coming out and meeting his gay lover, Harry Snatch, protagonist George Gayley wishes he was never born. Aided by guardian angels, a journey of self discovery (and music and dancing) ensues!

A Natural Finish

The legendary power grab. You won’t see a show without one!

On Windy City Live

Stage or screen, we’re versatile but we always perform it live!

Live at Stage773

We take our own unique spin on every show theme. Come laugh with us!