Beauty and the Beetch

Once upon a time gets a late-night upgrade in Beauty and the Beetch. This raunchy parody reimagines the “tale as old as time” with sassier lyrics, bigger personalities, and more bite. The Beetch still battles his temper, Belle is still irresistibly odd, Shafton remains gloriously self-absorbed, and the enchanted objects still sing—just not quite how you remember. Sharp, saucy, and told strictly after bedtime.