May 2014
Get ready to sip your martini with a side of mayhem—Chicago Red Line’s hit parody Shaken, Not Stirred is an outrageously adult, music-packed send-up of every 007 adventure you’ve ever loved. This time the world’s most glamorous secret agent is Jane Bond, a wise-cracking, martini-downing diva who can belt a power ballad as easily as she disarms a henchman.
When arch-villain Deke Hunter plots to steal fusion technology from CERN, Jane must infiltrate the decadent Frisky Puss Hotel, survive seduction attempts from femme fatales Black Velvet and Brown Burlap, outwit silent assassin Reem Job, and still have time to play a few scandalous rounds of Cards Against Humanity. Pop hits and Broadway showstoppers explode across the stage—think Whitney, Queen, and a glittering Daft Punk finale—as Bond teams with her flirtatious sidekicks Twink and Twerk to save the planet (and maybe find a little love along the way).
Smart, sexy, and shamelessly camp, Shaken, Not Stirred is the martini-soaked musical comedy that proves nobody does it better…or dirtier.