Tale as Old as Time

Step into a delightfully twisted fairy tale with Tale as Old as Time, a raucous, adult-humor musical parody of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast! Follow the story of a spoiled prince turned “beech” (yes, really) as he navigates curses, candlestick minions, and a hilariously sassy castle staff—including Cocksy, Derriere, and Mrs. Potsmoker—on his quest to regain humanity and win true love. With outrageous songs, side-splitting dialogue, and unforgettable twists on familiar Disney moments, this irreverent production blends sharp wit, campy spectacle, and heart in equal measure. From magical mirrors that spill the tea to wolf packs, strip clubs, and princess rap battles, Tale as Old as Time proves that love—and comedy—truly conquer all.