October 2019
Witch Please! is a cauldron of camp, claws, and cackles—a late-night musical parody that takes the cult movie Hocus Pocus and stirs in pure Chicago mischief. Join the gloriously wicked Sanderson Sisters as they rise from the grave for one more night of soul-sucking, spell-flinging, and pop-song belting mayhem. Narrated by a snarky talking cat and an even sassier spellbook, this adults-only romp careens from 17th-century Salem to modern-day Halloween chaos, complete with drag-worthy witches, outrageous dance numbers, and enough double-entendres to keep the coven blushing. It’s equal parts Broadway, burlesque, and broomstick—so grab your virgin candle and prepare to run amok, amok, amok!