April 2023
Dive headfirst into a bawdy underwater circus where seashell bras can’t contain the laughs. Pour Unfortunate Hoes is The Little Mermaid as you’ve never dared imagine it—an outrageous Chicago cabaret packed with raunchy sea puns, pop-song parodies, and a tidal wave of adult innuendo. Follow Areola, the big-voiced mer-mess with even bigger… ambitions, as she trades her voice (and a lot more) to snag Prince Speric, while her sassy sidekick Urethra, the diva Queen Tritonia, and the deliciously evil Sea Bitch Pursula stir up chaos from the bottom of Lake Michigan to the top of the Hancock. With belty bops, drag-queen energy, and jokes that would make a sailor blush, this late-night romp proves life is better—wetter—under the “C.” Leave the guppies at home and get ready to shell-ebrate pure, unfiltered fun.